keehl-jeevas:

project-helix:

slendystuck:

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

                                                WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

                                        DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses. 

Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.

I JUST SAW THIS POST AFTER CLICKING IT FML

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

nonsequiturtle:

laughs do you ever notice there are a lot of people on your blog and then go on your stat counter thing and realize you know every single one of them based on their location

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

Uglyontheoutside:

part of your world

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

most accurate post on tumblr

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

we are too damn smart